-Good, yes. That door sounds more secure -Kaleb said, as he walked over to it. He turned the knob and entered.

Once inside the room he found more boring bureaucratic decor, but this office was bigger, so big that the boy wondered why so much space was wasted solely for a printer, which was in the middle of the room. It was black and square. The printer had a cord coming out of the back that connected to an extension cord that ran into a socket on the wall.

Kaleb approached the printer and examined it. On it's main control console he managed to identify the organization's logo again, along with what seemed to be the model of the device:

 

PHOTOCOPIER

DERBY 3000+

 

The boy makes a gesture of distaste and mistrust. Then he saw that on the right side of the printer was a large book. He took it in his hands, and on the cover he read:

 

PHOTOCOPIER

DERBY 3000+

USER MANUAL

 

The boy opened the manual and began to leaf through it. Finding the instructions he began to read:

 

"CONGRATULATIONS!"

"You have just purchased the Derby 3000+ Copier from Black Hat Organization."

"The Derby 3000+ Copier can make an exact copy of anything, but that's not all. This copy will have most of the attributes of the original."

"Plus, unlike other run-of-the-mill copiers, it does NOT need ink. Our photocopiers only need to make a copy of something of equal or greater value than what it will copy for you."

"To use it, you just have to follow a few simple steps:"

"1. Turn on the Derby 3000+ by pressing the "On" button."

"2. If it's already in the record, select the object you want to copy from the main menu, or open the lid and place the object, person, animal or thing you want to copy."

"3. When you have made your selection, if you are willing to accept that the printer copies something of equal value to what it will copy for you, press accept."

"And ready! You will have your own copy of whatever you want."

 

Kaleb closed the manual.

-Mmmh. I wonder if... -Kaleb says, as he presses the "Power" button on the main console. It lit up and was followed by the sound of the copier's internal machinery waking up.

Kaleb accessed the main menu and searched for the saved items in the system:

 

DERBY 3000+ PHOTOCOPIER

MAIN MENU

SELECT WHAT YOU WANT TO COPY:

  • DINOSAUR FOOD CAN
  • SAMUEL JONES ORGANISM
  • REMINGTON 1875 REVOLVER (1), BULLETS (6)
  • WALTER TURNCOAT ORGANISM
  • PANT GARMENT (1), SWEATSHIRT GARMENT (1)
  • JENNIFER SANDERS ORGANISM
  • FLOOR 13 KEY
  • FELIX TITLING ORGANISM
  • HEURITIC ASSISTANT TRAINED ROBOTS - MODEL 8000
  • LABRADOR DOG ORGANISM
  • BACKPACK (1), MATCHES (1), SLEEPING BAG (1), TENT (1), PANTS GARMENTS (2), T-SHIRT GARMENTS (2), JACKET GARMENTS (2), AA FLASHLIGHT BATTERIES (8)
  • WILLIAM BIRDWHISTLE ORGANISM
  • BOWLER HAT (333)
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