EXPERIMENT RE-6010

"The Materializing Ray of Evil"

Jefecito asked me to make a small version of our shrink ray, so I took advantage and added a small switch that you have to move up if you want it to return to a normal size. Hey! I like how that sounds, maybe I'll use it in the commercial.

He also asked me to buy loads of anti-stress hero dolls. I don't know why he wants them, but Jefecito Chulo will have his reasons, it's better that he relieve his stress with the dolls and not with me.

Everything is ready for recording on Thursday. I don't see any chance of this going wrong.

RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:

The shrink ray is a dangerous weapon that should be used with care. Lord Black Hat tested the beam with 505 and increased his size to 80 meters making a huge hole in the side of the entire mansion. 505 then walked towards the street confused, but for some reason he started running terrified in the opposite direction of the mansion, destroyed 30 blocks then took a turn on the main avenue and from there went straight to the beach, where I found him crying, I had to calm him down and shrink him down to his normal size, 505 has always been calm I have no explanation for this strange behaviour.

DEAR DARIO:

Today the bear became giant and made a hole in the house, it was great!!! Crushed a car like it was a can.

I was really freaked after that, so I did what I had to do: I told him he was a walking danger and that he had to run away and never come back. He started running like crazy crushing everything in his path, cars, houses, schools, everything! It was incredible!!!

If only he stayed that size, can you imagine everything he could destroy?

HEY, THAT'S IT! I have to steal that ray from Flug to become DEMENZILLA, I will be able to take my beloved Black Hat in one hand and climb the highest tower in the city where we will kiss all night!! Doesn't that sound romantic?

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