GLOSSARY OF POSSESSED, CURSED, AND HAUNTED OBJECTS

The Black Hat Mansion is full of deadly, harmful, or dangerous objects, but there are some that are worse than other. Those that are deadly, harmful, dangerous, and also alive.

The first few times I was attacked by one of these "possessed objects" it fascinated me so much that I took it to my lab to investigate. Each one is different and has a uniue personality, it's funny how some ar very helpful, others just watch from the shadows, plnning how to kill you slowly and painfully, and some others can't hurt you.

(Don't get me wrong. They want to, they just aren't able.)

Anyways, here's a small list of some of the living objects that inhabit the premises:

1) An Ice Cream: Apparently there is living ice cream i the ventilation ducts of the mansion. Several times I have heard it's viscous form sliding between the walls. I still don't know where it came from.

2) The Monkey's Paw: An ordinary haunted monkey paw that the Lord has in a vial in his office.

3) Possessed Pictures: Paintings or portraits decorating the walls that, according to testimonies from 505 and Demencia, seem to have a life of their own.

4) Self-Aware Books: Books that move on their own and watch you back as you read them. On the outside they look ordinary, and could be any book, even this one!

5) The Mansion Telephone: It has four legs and every time a call comes in it looks for us to answer, It is not connected to anywhere, but even so the telephone bills continue to be very expensive.

6) The Black Hat Puppet: It's Demencia's, I don't even know where she got it from, but I could swear I've seen it move!

You mean my doll I practice French with? You're crazy, Doc. I wish he would move.

7) A Shoe: I think this was a shoe of a client who came to hire our charming services, but he ate the client and now the shoe is left here.

8) The Black Hat Organization Villain Orientation Videos: Almost all of them are possessed, especially Volume III.

9) The Cactus 606: That cactus gives me a prickly feeling. Get it? Hahaha! Because it's a cactus!

10) Living Armors: The suits of armor in the hallway leading to the West Wing of the mansion.

11) Almost Everything in the Mansion's Basement: That's where Jefecito throws everything he doesn't want. Including possessed items that didn't sell. I think a long time ago Jefecito threw a discontinued possessed doll into the attic and it befriended different possessed cleaning supplies and a spider.