EXPERIMENT ER-6010

"The Materializing Ray of Evil"

↑ DANGEROUS

DO NOT USE!!

I have finished my latest invention! At the request of Lord Black Hat I have developed a device capable of materializing "the most evil thing you can imagine".

Some of my discoveries are in section 6!↓

I must say that I am very proud of my new creation. The ray uses the H3-X component (which I am still studying) to create "replicas" of the most evil thing anyone using the device can think of. It can materialize anything, from an inanimate object to a living being, replicating (at least in outward appearance) the original perfectly.

I call it: THE MATERIALIZING RAY OF EVIL!

← WOW HOW CREATIVE

I can't wait to show it to jefecito, I can assure you right now, my invention will work perfectly!

DEAR DIARY:

Something incredible happened today! First I got up and had to bother the neighbor's dog, then I went to the roof to sunbathe for awhile, and then I went into Flug's laboratory and I met FOUR BLACK HATS!!! That means four times the sexiness that a single Black Hat can offer! There were two Black Hats, a Monstrous Black Hat, a short one, and an ugly sandwich for some reason.

I saw that all these Black Hats came out of one of Flug's silly little machines. A LITTLE BLACK HAT MAKING MACHINE!!! I think this is the first useful invention I've seen him make in his life. So I took the little machine and created my own Black Hat! AND OH-HOHO!!! Let me tell you it was really BEAUTIFUL!!! I didn't want to seperate from him, but Black Hat used a giant shadow hand to pull me away and then locked the muscular Black Hat and the rest of my boyfriends in the dungeon.

BUT SHHHH!

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