EXPERIMENT ER-6010
"The Materializing Ray of Evil"
↑ DANGEROUS
DO NOT USE!!
Some of my discoveries are in section 6!↓
← WOW HOW CREATIVE
DEAR DIARY:
Something incredible happened today! First I got up and had to bother the neighbor's dog, then I went to the roof to sunbathe for awhile, and then I went into Flug's laboratory and I met FOUR BLACK HATS!!! That means four times the sexiness that a single Black Hat can offer! There were two Black Hats, a Monstrous Black Hat, a short one, and an ugly sandwich for some reason.
I saw that all these Black Hats came out of one of Flug's silly little machines. A LITTLE BLACK HAT MAKING MACHINE!!! I think this is the first useful invention I've seen him make in his life. So I took the little machine and created my own Black Hat! AND OH-HOHO!!! Let me tell you it was really BEAUTIFUL!!! I didn't want to seperate from him, but Black Hat used a giant shadow hand to pull me away and then locked the muscular Black Hat and the rest of my boyfriends in the dungeon.
BUT SHHHH!