OUR HOUSE!

The BLACK HAT Mansion

The Black Hat mansion is located in the center of HATTSVILLE, on HAT ISLAND. We live here and it is also the Headquarters of Black Hat Organization.

We live in a giant hat

It's a pretty old Mansion with the odd shape of a hat, my gues is it was built in the 1800s. The mansion is surrounded by what I call our "artificial garden", since I analyzed various samples of vegetation from our "garden" and none of them turned out to be real vegetation, but a kind of "organism" made of something similar to the H3-X component. Even the trees, they all appear to be wood on the outside, but they don't have a single leaf on their branches, plus they appear to be "charred" on the inside. Very strange indeed.

The garden in turn is delimited by an old and somewhat rusty fence, like many other things, I think this is because Jefecito is somewhat nostalgic, which would explain why the entire mansion has a Victorian style. Apart from my security system and my 737 there is nothing modern about the exterior of the mansion.

The mansion seems to be built mainly with wood and marble. Something very peculiar that I still can't explain to myself is how the design on the inside, for some reason, doesn't match the outside. Let me explain: The exterior of the mansion has only 3 windows, the main one from his room, and the window that surrounds the first and second floors. However, there are a couple of rooms that have windows of their own, but I haven't been ble to glimpse them from the outside.

It should be said that its interior is like a labyrinth, at the beginning of my stay here I'd get lost every day, but again, I attribute that to the design, whoever designed it must have been a very good architect.

I have asked Jefecito several times if he has the original blueprints for his mansion, and the only thing he ever tells me is "What do you care?!", so they're lost to me.

So in the absence of the originals, I have made my own interpretations of how the mansion may be built inside:

MAIN ROOMS

The Black Hat Mansion has countless bedrooms, corridors, rooms, hallways, passageways, and more (almost every week I discover a new room or some place that I could swear was not there before, but it really intrigues me how they built this thing).

THE LOBBY

The main "Lobby" along with the lab is where we normally shoot commercials. This is because the room is huge, has a large carpet and connects to the main stairs of the Mansion.

It has a huge fireplace with fangs, very useful when burning evidence or getting warm.

BLACK HAT'S OFFICE

The office of the big boss of my entire life is a large and long room, surrounded by objects as deadly as they are strange that I suppose are of value to Jefecito Chulo. It has huge, heavy doors that seperate it from the waiting room, where clients generally wait for their turn to be served, though when there are many waiting Black Hat sends some to the Dimension of Eternal Suffering while they wait to free up space.

The office also has a bookcase, a huge doomsday clock, and the big boss' desk that is in front of the huge window through which he likes to watch us when we are in the garden (I also have a theory that he watches the neighbors to find out the gossip).

You and the neighbors wish

Black Hat leans out to see me, nerd!

BLACK HAT'S ROOM

Lord Black Hat forbids us to enter many room, including his personal bedroom.

One day I will be be able to enter Black Hat's room, I swear! I just have to find the right key or hit the door with necessary force.???

THE KITCHEN

The kitchen is located on the ground floor, normally that's where Demencia, 505 and I meet for breakfast. We have a refrigerator, oven, microwave, a dining table, and a window with a beautiful view of a brick wall.

The kitchen also has a door with which we can have access to the freezer, a reserve cellar, and jefecito chulo's personal poison cellar.

MY PLANE/ROOM

My 737-700 plane embedded in the ceiling has become Fluffy and I's room. Since I arrived at the mansion I have been redecorating its interior along with 505 to make it more homey and welcoming. There I have my personal belongings such as books, clothes, and my cryogenic chamber.

And since it's the only place Master Black Hat allows 505 to be without shooting lightning bolts, strangling him or throwing sharp objects at him, it's also his room. He sleeps there and can pass the time. He has his bed, stuffed animals, crayons, and kitchen tools.

In addition, we have a bathroom with a shower, and a closet.

My plane has access to one of the main corridors, and close access to the mansion's helipad/hangar, which is located on the top floor.

DEMENCIA'S CAGE

Demencia's cage is designed to contain her and keep her happy and calm at night. It's reinforced maximum security design prevents her from easily escaping.

Though getting her in there is a nightmare.

Although I really like my cage (not only because they serve me breakfast in bed, among other comforts) I have a little secret room hidden under the floor.

Flug doesn't know, but all you have to do is lift one of the metal plates and you'll find a tunnel that will take you straight to my room, where I have all my cool stuff!

And my Black Hat shrine!

THE NERD CAVE ↓

MY LAB

Ah yes! The best place in the mansion, I love this place. This is where I spend most of my time and where I have developed all kinds of evil inventions and creations.

The lab is located below the mansion and can only be accessed through one of my secret entrances or the main elevator in the mansion.

You can also find it if you dig a hole, that's what I do.

My laboratory is equipped with 6 floors and all kinds of areas to carry out different experiments that jefecito asks me to do.

We have a biogenetics area: that's where I developed experiments such as the Datura Repulsa, and even 505 itself, and ҉ ͞ ͜ ͟ ̛ ̀

What did it say here?

Nothing important, hehe... let's continue

The Sewing area: Where I fix Dem's clothes that she tears.

By the way, my hat broke again...

Do you think you could fix it?

Thanks, Doc!