SINCE I AM THE BEST PERSON TO TALK ABOUT THAT EVIL AND WICKED BEING, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT...

MY HORRIBLE, EVIL AND DIABOLICAL BOYFRIEND

The first and most important thing to know about him is that he IS MINE. Once you understand that, I can tell you a little more about my sweet little horror: He is evil and deplorable... There is no one more evil than him.

Whenever I see him I feel spiders and snakes fighting to the death in my belly. Now that I think about it we don't spend enough time together... they should sew us together so that we can be together forever!

I love him and he loves me. I even wrote a song for him!

All the bad things he does,

The elegant and vile way he dresses gives joy to all my existence...

I still remember when I met my horrifying Black Hat, it was something like this:

He came out of the ground, making a crack full of banshees and blackfire from which cockroaches, spiders and centipedes came out. He approached me with that threatening smile full of those green pointed fangs, then looked at me with that dead stare and I saw myself reflected in his embedded monocle (I took the opportunity to comby my hair a little), then he took me firmly by the waist, pulling me close and he said:

"DEMENCIA, MARRY ME!"

DEMENCIA! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!

Sorry, Doc, I drooled a little on the book.

This little brat pushed me and snatched my book! Then she began to write all this nonsense about jefecito! I don't even know how she knew I was writing about Black Hat, I never even mentioned it.

Anyways... continuing my investigation of jefecito...