Finally, after a long time without being able to be understood, an incredible scientist brings us the explanation of one of the rarest and silliest creatures on the planet:

THE WEIRD AND GEEKY FLUG SPECIMEN

Explained by Doctor DEM

Scientific Name: Nerdus Maximus

Special Ability: Being boring and loud

Usually the Flug speciment can be found in its natural habitat: the mosst boring places that exist, like a quiet room where it will be reading or in a laboratory as white and clean as it clothes.

Isn't it true that seeing something white is inviting you to throw a little color on it?

The Flug tends to sweat and shiver uncontrollably when threatened by on of it's three natural predators:

THE ALEBRIJE DEMENTICUS:

These creatures are incredibly cool, much more so than Flugs. They are also stronger and more agile, so they are their greatest natural predator. They often chase and bite them to make funny noises.

THE BLACK HATTUS HUNK:

Flugs tend to indulge the whims of this beautiful specimen so it doesn't kill them. They are like those little birds that clean the teeth of crocodiles, working in the middle of jaws full of fangs, hoping they do not suddenly close with them inside. The Black Hattus Hunk usually pairs with the Alebrije Dementicus and have romantic dates (I know it as nothing to do with Flug but it is important that you know)

NATURAL DISORDER:

That's right, something as simple as someone forgetting something or someone accidentally spilling sauce on their "perfect" white coat during mealtime can send the Flug into a hilarious nervous breakdown and panic.

DEMENCIA! THAT IS NOT TRUE!

Nothing that is written here is true or based on real events!