PERSONAL NOTES FOR ASSET D3-M

ALIAS: THE ALEBRIJE

BLACK HAT'S WIFE

Better known as: Demencia

DEM

Demencia is the most effective agent of destruction in Black Hat Organization. Let's say that if I'm the brains of the team, she is undoubtedly the muscle.

Awwww how cute, Flug. You dedicated a page of my diary to writing about

how great I am and how I spend my time saving your butt on missions.

To date, Demencia has been my "coworker" (if that is what you would call it) for approximately 3-5 years, again I give an approximate because the memories I have of her coming to the organization are somewhat blurred from some strange reason.

What I remember is...

How strange, I don't remember this being like this, I must have fallen asleep while writing it.

Demencia is Black Hat's favorite agent when it comes to causing destruction and annhihilating heroes (he almost appreciates her as much as me), and it's safe to say she is pretty effective at what she does.

MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING

BLACK HAT LOVES HER AND WANTS TO MARRY HER

However, I have to admit that Demencia also has the "ability to test my patience EVERY day. From the moment she became part of the organization. She has a large number of dire characteristics that make her exasperating, such as:

  • Uncontrolled Hyperactivity: Getting her to sit still is impossible without implementing some sort of force field or machinery to hold her.

    • It's not my fault you can't keep up with me, nerd! Who made you so boring and sloooooow?

  • Irreversible Impulsivity: She does not stop acting impulsively and doing what she wants. That has gotten us into a lot of trouble not only when facing heroes, but even with Jefecito Chulo!

    • Hey! That has saved us many times! Also, Black Hat's scoldings aren't that bad, he looks so creepily handsome when he gets mad.

  • Uncontrollable Prankster: Then she makes jokes that are only funny to her. Like when she put a couple of roosters in my cryogenic bed and invited the neighbors to make bets WITH ME INSIDE!

    • You should have seen your face! HAHAHA! I made a lot of money that day. $$$

  • "Pain in the Neck": Keeps breaking and breaking and breaking things ALL THE TIME! There isn't a single day where she doesn't break something, knock down a valuable vase with her tail, scratch a painting by climbing the wall, make holes in a ceiling just because "it faster to go through it than to take the stairs".

    • Hey, that's not fair! You accuse me of every mess that happens in the mansion, nerd! "Who scratched the ceiling of my lab?" "Who put fireworks in the toilet?" "Who painted DEM and Black Hat kissing on the walls?" It could be anyone!

I have tried to understand the workings of her mind in order to predict potential disasters. After promising her money and personal items from Jefecito who agreed to let me do some tests on her. In one of them I asked her to tell me the first thing that came to her mind when she heard certain words and these were her answers:

1)Boring:

Flug

2)Taste:

Black Hat

3)Disorder:

Party

4)Party:

Black Hat

5)Dimensions:

Kebab

It's an enigma.

 

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

NO BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

NO BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

NO BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like CRAZY

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

No BLACK HAT nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

No Black Hat nor punching in the mouth Makes Dem parody like crazy

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

NO BLACK HAT NOR PUNCHING IN THE MOUTH MAKES DEM PARODY LIKE CRAZY

Despite the fact that we have worked and lived together a few years, apparently Flug doesn't know ANYTHING about me, I will have to tell you a little about myself on my own, Dario:

My name is Demencia, but they don't say "The Alebrije" and my friends call me Dem. But I'm really Black Hat's wife.

I LIKE:

Weeeeeell, since Flug described me,

I think it's fair that I describe him, right?

And even if it isnt, I really don't care,

I'm going to do it because I feel like it.

-BAGGED NERD
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