THE RECIPE FOR 505'S HOT CAKES

For 505

Ingredients:

  • Pancake Flour
  • Milk (Almond Milk for 505)
  • Butter
  • Maple Syrup
  • 1 Egg
  • Blue Food Coloring (a few drops)
  • Love

Preparation:

  1. Pour flour into a bowl
  2. Add the egg (it shouldn't have the shell)
  3. Pour milk until the flour is covered
  4. Add the food coloring
  5. Add a pinch of love to everything How the hell do you do that?
  6. Stir everything
  7. Melt butter (you can microwave it) and pour it into the mixture
  8. Stir until no lumps or bubbles
  9. Ask an adult to help pour the mixture into a pan with more butter (you can make shapes)
  10. Wait a few minutes and flip (You can flip it once you see that the surface is full of bubbles)
  11. Serve and pour maple syrup to taste and enjoy!

Oh! I'm already craving them, mijo!

If you're like me and you gobble 10 pancakes at a time, but unlike me you can't chew them and you need something to drink so you don't choke, here's my recipe for the famous:

EXTRA DELICIOUS JUICE TO CONDEMN DEM'S THIRST

INGREDIENTS:

A glass, milk, the tears of your enemies, and finally: one fruit (preferably your favorite)

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Put everything in the glass and crush it
  2. Drink it
  3. Wipe the excess from your lips and exclaim "Aaaaah" (this could be because it tasted so good and tasty that you exhaled or it tasted so awful that you screamed)
    4. -HAT-SHIP
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